The Afghan Quarterback

[dorkweed]

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.KABOOM!He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.KA-BLOOEY!Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.BULLS-EYE!"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother."Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!""I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!""I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans.""No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!

[hex0rz]

Reminds me, I just watched the news about the Chicago shooting. Mother lost all 4 of her kids from being shot. ...you would think that at most when your 2nd child was shot, you would move. DERRRR!

[diesel4life]

Reminds me, I just watched the news about the Chicago shooting. Mother lost all 4 of her kids from being shot. ...you would think that at most when your 2nd child was shot, you would move. DERRRR!

Inner city mentality at its finest....where "thuggin" is the way of life. We flew into Jacksonville in 2008 for a Cruise, got there the night before and decided to rent a car to tour the town rather than just sit in the hotel room all night. Needless to say we got lost, and wound up on the wrong side of the tracks. The only white folks were the two idiots driving around in a rental car. I mean they were everywhere, every street corner, every porch, and every single one of em was yellin at us as we drove by. I literally drove through a couple of stop signs and a red light because they would see us coming (knowing we werent from there) and would start to walk out in front of the car to get us to stop. Its crazy how you can get just a few streets over in the wrong direction and be in a whole different world . That was the first night my wife actually wished I had ol betsy in the safe under the seat. Ever since then shes much more understanding when I want to bring her with us on trips :gun:You just never know

[CUMMINSDIESELPWR]

jacksonville is bad. been there wish i could napalm the whole city

[Blackcuda]

Dorkweed, Thanks for making me laugh out loud this morning.keep them coming!