My wife was hysterical as she shrieked that I get out of the house at this instant.As I was walking out the door, she yells at me antagonistically, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"I replied in a questioning manner, "So now you want me to stay?":evilgrin:

Yea, that is a good one. I had a similar experiance recently. SWTSMBO was feeling neglected, because of pulling season, and made a snide remark about the tractors. My comeback was, "I guess I should have took up drinking and wh*ring"! All was quite for a bit, and then an apoligy was forth coming from SWTSMBO. :lmao::ahhh:Definition of SWTSMBO S he W ho T hinks S he M ust B e O beyed

LOL! nice. I'm very sarcastic or sexual referencing and a real dry humor. My wife of 12+ yrs knows this, and expects nothing less to come out of my mouth.I can turn anything into a sexual reference, to which she now either acts as if I didn't say it, or turns it into a big deal; no middle ground.She was belly-aching this weekend about something with her garden, at which it turned into a mild "discussion". She made a comment that was kinda uncalled for (but no big deal), to which I turned away slightly, looked upward, held up my hands and said.. "...and that's why I killed her, your honor."That's when I got his with an airborne yellow squash. LOL