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A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a treehugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland nearRiggins, ID. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started toclimb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and gotmany splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter andhow she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to gowait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before thedoctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from theEnvironmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of LandManagement before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down." GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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:lmao2::lmao:Oh... That's just plain wrong...

I knew would like it!!!!:pant::doh::lmao2: I did change the "location" from the original that I read!!!!!!!:cool:
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That is a really good picture of the town!!!!!:thumb1: The town I grew up in used to be able to be pictured in a simple photo like Mike's from above. It's sad, real sad............I'd hate to be growing up there now!!!:doh:

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I grew up in Mission Hills, Ca... Which is only a short drive from Los Angeles...Now imagnie over 500,000 people in a 5 mile square... Picture above is a population of about 400 people... Trust me I'd rather grow up in Idaho than California...

man that was a funny little story!!!:lmao::lmao: i grew up in Sacramento, Ca. then moved up to Coloma, Ca. when i was a teenager.

My high school was 7th through 12th grade, and had a total of 132 kids. My senior class consisted of 12 students..LOL

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My high school was 7th through 12th grade, and had a total of 132 kids. My senior class consisted of 12 students.. LOL

Ha Got you beat... High School - Monroe High - over 1,000 worth of Seniors... Classrooms are at least 100 people if not more... Some of the building are 2 story...:stuned:post-2-138698175298_thumb.jpg Then the area I lived in... What is knows as the Valley... Near LA....:rolleyes:post-2-138698175308_thumb.jpg Now you know where I can from to where I'm now living... In the middle of Nowhere Idaho...:thumb1:
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