A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,"Please come over here and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,and I can't figure out how to get started."Her boyfriend asks,"What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"The blonde says,"According to the picture on the box,it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.When he gets there she shows him the puzzle spread out all over ...the table. He studies the pieces for a moment,then looks at the box,then turns to her and says,"First of all,no matter what we do,we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resemling a tiger."He takes her hand and says,Second,I want you to relax.Let's have a ____-tail,and then......" he sighed, ......"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the damn box."-Jordan-

or we could just have breakfast.

Good one!!

D'Oh!