Q...........How do Santa Claus and Tiger Woods differ???????

A..........Santa Claus stops at 3 Ho's.

:thanks::lmao::lmao:

A blond was at a fancy spa waiting in a private room for an attendant to draw her a milk bath in the tube. When the spa attendant arrived she asked the blond, "Pasteurized?"The blond answered, "No, just up to my boobs."

This has got to be the best quote of 2009.

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"As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given

the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his

name, but that America gave him the White House based on

the same credentials."

Newt Gingrich

Sad but true!!!:$::$::$:

Wow! That actually goes along with the Global Warming thread... It so damn cold...