Atheist Joke...

[Mopar1973Man]

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and asked, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

 

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

 

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

 

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

 

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I actually have no idea."

 

To which the little girl replies, "Well then, do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know S h i t?"

 

And then she went back to reading her book.

[JAG1]

He he he, good one. Thanks.

[hex0rz]

  Whaaa!

 

  WIN!

 

Heres mine:

 

http://youtu.be/bkbvm9BVd8o?t=45s

 

*Language warning

[JAG1]

There are those that want to evangelize to our little children introducing a future of confusion, instability and lawlessness (I did not write that to make you mad btw). The Bible actually talks about the future climate change and complete pollution of the world, written centuries before the industrial revolution, centuries before the internal combustion engine and centuries before any concern over population explosion. It also talks about lawlessness, and hate/ contention growing around the world. Keep in mind this all written when there was plenty of land to go around.

Edited September 9, 2019 by JAG1

[dave110]

I wanted so bad to offer a rebuttal but knew I couldn't do it without letting my emotions get in the way, which is exactly what they wanted. Good response @JAG1! Very well said and with a cool head. You didn't let your goose get cooked, or your chicken either .