The Second Opinion

[flagmanruss]

Second Opinion!The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The badnews is that it will require castration.You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press onyour spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way torelieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had nochoice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was withouta headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missingan important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realizedthat he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning andlive a new life.He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A newsuit...'He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?''Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a newshirt?'Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?''Been in the business 60 years.'Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How aboutsome new underwear?'Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18years old.'The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 wouldpress your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you onehell of a headache.'New suit - $400New shirt - $36New underwear - $6Second Opinion - PRICELESS

[Mopar1973Man]

[dorkweed]

:lmao:Kind of like the "Irectumy"!!! An "irectumy" is the procedure that cuts the nerve bundle that goes from your brain to your rectum. This procedure cures the "crappy" outlook many have on life!!

[dripley]

[dually]

I know a job site that is going to like this joke come monday.