The Hillbilly Vasectomy

[flagmanruss]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as

they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his

cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that

could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly

alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,

(fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS),

then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the

shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my

ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and

continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana ,

Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia , Missouri , parts of West

Virginia, and all of Washington D.C .

author unknown

[Mopar1973Man]

[dripley]

careful, i think thats my cousin.:lmao:

[bjytech]

Got a nice laugh out of that one, thanks

[MnTom]

Why you make fun of my relatives??? LOL Good one!

[mrtowman4u]

I think I resemble that! Im from Arkansas ya know!!!!! Lmao

[dorkweed]

I do believe that would work in a lot parts of Chitcago, Illinois also. Don't ask how I know that either!!

[flagmanruss]

Surely one who dresses as we do (occasionally) was not throwing sticks & stones at anyone.

[Perrysburg Dodgeboy]

Now Dat Dare is funny....I dont care who u r.

[dually]

I helped restore a 1877 town hall ,once in a wile they have an open house and dress like that. I like it .