Stuff Woodburners Should Never Hear……………or Say

[dorkweed]

OK, I think this'll be fun here!!!I'll start it off…………………………….1. Sounds like your wood is too dry2. I miss my natural gas heat3. How can I make more creosote4. I have too much wood5. Flames shooting out of your chimney are the "secondary" burn taking place6. If you keep burning pine, you'll go blindLet's keep it going guys!!

[Wild and Free]

Poom.................oops my key board was upside down there.

[stodg73]

Gotta have the 3 essentials of a wood burning stove...

[Mopar1973Man]

Just use a little gasoline to start the fire... (BOOM!)My wood is a bit rotten...Firewood is too expensive...Chainsaw(s) are too expensive to fix...Too far to drive to get firewood...My truck is broke down can I barrow yours?Too hard to split firewood...

[dorkweed]

1. When neighbors look at my wood stacks and say……………………."Don't you have enough wood yet?" My answer; "That's a personal question, don't you think?":cool:2. If I had the time I'd cut, split, stack and burn wood like you…………………….quote from a retired person.3. Neighbor said, "There's no way you can heat your house with wood around here." My answer, "Wanna come in and feel the heat and see last years gas bills?"4. Neighbor saying………….."Don't let that wood sit too long or it'll rot."5. All quotes from the same neighbor!!!!!

[Wild and Free]

Got any matches?

[Mopar1973Man]

How do you light a wood burning stove?

[dorkweed]

1. Oak burns too long…………….I'm switching to pine.2. It was "standing dead"……………..it's dry enough to burn3. I love to hear the wood "sizzle" when I throw a log on the fire.

[Wild and Free]

I need to go to town for more "Pellets"

[IBMobile]

You've got a of of wood there ....... can I have some?

[Wild and Free]

When should I throw the tannerite in?

[dorkweed]

I need to go to town for more "Pellets"

Buahahahaha!!! Kinda defeats the purpose of "burning wood". Hey??

[MnTom]

Kinda defeats the purpose of "burning wood". Hey??

Kinda like them corn stoves, eh?

[dorkweed]

1. I work out at the gym 4 days a week; you should join me. Neighbor that still is 3 spins after "working out" for over a year now.2. My chain is still OK…………………..I only hit the chain link fence twice!!!:bang head:3. This was cut over a year ago and I split it last week…………..it's good to burn now.4. No need for them "fancy" chimneys when you can route them out a window!!………I'll take a picture of this set up as it's in my neighborhood!!!!

[Mopar1973Man]

You don't need a chimney brush you just need to light the other fire. Then call the Salmon River Rural Fire Dept. (True thing I get plenty of chimney fire calls)Oh I didn't know your party line was nailed to that tree? (Real thing back in the day they used old 1 wire party lines for the USFS look out towers)Oh don't worry about the chimney running horizontally along the ceiling. (The original builder of my house did this with the shop stove!)Can I barrow your chainsaw? (Answer is "Hell No!" with extra ice.)Can I barrow your truck? (Same as above)

[dorkweed]

Railroad ties are OK to burn.I use WD40 and a lighter to start my stove.

[Mopar1973Man]

I burn telephone poles for free wood.

[Wild and Free]

I have burned both but only if they are very old and dry but only one small piece at a time just to get the fire going initially, otherwise they get too hot too fast. I usually use them for outside bon fire material.

[diesel4life]

I got 2 words that'll snuff the fire right out of your boxes :D"Free gas" :beer:JR

[dobienut]

She's just starting to throw good heat when the stovepipe is cherry red:lmao: