Unbelievable craigslist personal ad...

[smokeythedodge]

Buddy of mine likes to browse the craigslist personal ads. He sent this to me this morning, apparently it is a wonderful gold digger woman posting her demands for a male... I found it quite amusing. http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/w4m/2005607998.html Yikes! Anyway, I thought I would share the link to the ad like I said I found it fairly amusing.

[ISX]

Does she want fries with that too?

[dripley]

nothig better than a sexyblonde with a tight body who ain't interested in doin it. i failed the income test though.

[blk90s13]

Effing bish lol

here is her picture

[smokeythedodge]

:lmao: Haha epic! I love the detail she put into that posting, my god i can't believe that hasn't been flagged for removal. Hahahaha jeez i got my boss looking over here at me i can't quit laughing everytime i read that ad, it is funny on so many levels.

[flman]

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, you never know, she might just get what she is looking for. Gotta give her credit for trying. :thumb1:Look at the old codger the late Ann Nicole Smith had.

[Wild and Free]

effing bish lol

here is her picture

aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I Need eye bleach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dorkweed]

If she looks like what she says in the ad, I'll eat my shorts!!! She's 24, has 2 kids, and puts all those requirements in a personal ad for a possible mate!!!!! Buahahahahahahahaha:lmao2::lmao: In reference to my other post today, "I wouldn't touch her with anyone of y'all's "JUNK"!!!!!

[dually]

That cant be real.

[smokeythedodge]

hahaha I sent her an email saying I was a doctor and that I want some pics no response yet though i doubt its real, no woman would put an ad like that up.........

[98whitelightnin]

I failed everyone of her requirements.

[smokeythedodge]

I failed everyone of her requirements.

Me toooooo haha.

Almost forgot, here is a copy, paste of the email that I sent

"Hi darling,

I think we should exchange contact information, you sound like the perfect woman!!!! I dream of someone like you every night! Can I see a picture or two?? I am a medical doctor I think you would like me. I am a little older, but I sure clean up nice. Here is a pic

Look forward to hearing back from you honey.

-Vince Clartho, Keymaster of Gozer"

She wrote me back just earlier this evening, pretty explicit so I wont copy paste it because there is no real content other than bad language hahaha.

[blk90s13]

^^^ haha

[dorkweed]

I can see her looking like the "alien" from the "Alien" movies!!!!!

[flman]

Maybe she is something along these lines

Some one has to teach me how to embed?

[ISX]

When you reply click the film strip then paste the link then hit ok.

[flman]

When you reply click the film strip then paste the link then hit ok.

I tried that with the long embed link? Ok here is goes

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mWmRSVrbM

Right on ISX I never know you would use the short link to embed?

[ISX]

Not sure which short/long links you mean. I just find the video on youtube and copy whatever link is in the address bar.

[flman]

Go to Youtube RMB over the video and select embed, and you get a long link like this.<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mWmRSVrbM?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mWmRSVrbM?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>I never knew it was as easy as the link at the top of the browser

[ISX]

I never even knew about the embed part. Not sure what it's used on. Doesn't work here I guess