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Unbelievable craigslist personal ad...

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Buddy of mine likes to browse the craigslist personal ads. He sent this to me this morning, apparently it is a wonderful gold digger woman posting her demands for a male... I found it quite amusing. :lmao:http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/w4m/2005607998.html Yikes! Anyway, I thought I would share the link to the ad like I said I found it fairly amusing.

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nothig better than a sexyblonde with a tight body who ain't interested in doin it. i failed the income test though.:lmao:

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:lmao::lmao: Haha epic! I love the detail she put into that posting, my god i can't believe that hasn't been flagged for removal. Hahahaha jeez i got my boss looking over here at me i can't quit laughing everytime i read that ad, it is funny on so many levels.

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained, you never know, she might just get what she is looking for. Gotta give her credit for trying. :thumb1:Look at the old codger the late Ann Nicole Smith had.

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effing bish lol

here is her picture :lmao:

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aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I Need eye bleach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If she looks like what she says in the ad, I'll eat my shorts!!! She's 24, has 2 kids, and puts all those requirements in a personal ad for a possible mate!!!!! Buahahahahahahahaha:lmao2::lmao2::lmao::lmao: In reference to my other post today, "I wouldn't touch her with anyone of y'all's "JUNK"!!!!!:stuned::cookoo:

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hahaha I sent her an email saying I was a doctor and that I want some pics :lmao: no response yet though i doubt its real, no woman would put an ad like that up.........

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I failed everyone of her requirements.:lmao2:

Me toooooo haha.

Almost forgot, here is a copy, paste of the email that I sent

"Hi darling,

I think we should exchange contact information, you sound like the perfect woman!!!! I dream of someone like you every night! Can I see a picture or two?? I am a medical doctor I think you would like me. I am a little older, but I sure clean up nice. Here is a pic

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Look forward to hearing back from you honey.

-Vince Clartho, Keymaster of Gozer"

She wrote me back just earlier this evening, pretty explicit so I wont copy paste it because there is no real content other than bad language hahaha.

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When you reply click the film strip then paste the link then hit ok.

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When you reply click the film strip then paste the link then hit ok.

I tried that with the long embed link? Ok here is goes

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mWmRSVrbM

Right on ISX :thumbup2: I never know you would use the short link to embed?

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Not sure which short/long links you mean. I just find the video on youtube and copy whatever link is in the address bar.

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Go to Youtube RMB over the video and select embed, and you get a long link like this.<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mWmRSVrbM?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mWmRSVrbM?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>I never knew it was as easy as the link at the top of the browser :shrug:

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I never even knew about the embed part. Not sure what it's used on. Doesn't work here I guess :lol:

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I never even knew about the embed part. Not sure what it's used on. Doesn't work here I guess :lol:

Maybe MoparMan will know, he is the computer geek :smart:

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Me toooooo haha.

Almost forgot, here is a copy, paste of the email that I sent

"Hi darling,

I think we should exchange contact information, you sound like the perfect woman!!!! I dream of someone like you every night! Can I see a picture or two?? I am a medical doctor I think you would like me. I am a little older, but I sure clean up nice. Here is a pic

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Look forward to hearing back from you honey.

-Vince Clartho, Keymaster of Gozer"

She wrote me back just earlier this evening, pretty explicit so I wont copy paste it because there is no real content other than bad language hahaha.

LMFAO! She deserves that. :lmao2::cookoo:

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Gentlemen: you have reviewed the application of this young lady(?) sufficiently....now let move on to the real women. Take a read on this article of the Idaho women and print it out. Where it says,"Idaho" scratch it out and insert your state be it Tn, Wy, Mt. Hand it to your wife, girlfiend, daughter, etc and tell them "thank you." They will agree with me 100% and I dare any of you to argue that point. This is real womanhood. Anything else is a joke. http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2010/10/18/patrick-dorinson-real-housewives-maher-reality-tv-idaho/?test=faces

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LMFAO! She deserves that. :lmao2::cookoo:

She sure didn't sound happy on that reply email hahaha.

Gentlemen: you have reviewed the application of this young lady(?) sufficiently....now let move on to the real women. Take a read on this article of the Idaho women and print it out. Where it says,"Idaho" scratch it out and insert your state be it Tn, Wy, Mt. Hand it to your wife, girlfiend, daughter, etc and tell them "thank you." They will agree with me 100% and I dare any of you to argue that point. This is real womanhood. Anything else is a joke. http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2010/10/18/patrick-dorinson-real-housewives-maher-reality-tv-idaho/?test=faces

I want one of them :drool::drool: hahaha. Only thing about that article I didn't care for was the Sarah Palin reference.... Other than that it was a good read.

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