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You're a "Real" Fire Wood Burner if.........................

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Come On Guys; Let's Keep This Going....................You're a real wood burner if.....The gas man gives you the "finger" after checking your meter!!When "getting wood" has more than one meaning.When your parents visit and say; "I didn't know you sold wood."When "morning wood", means your loading the stove!!When you and you fellow wood burners get together and talk about each others "wood"!!The local squirrels think "WTF"!!!!

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When your wood pile is so big it becomes a privacy fence.When your log splitter uses more gas than your lawn mower in a season.

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You get invited to dinner and you keep checking out the dead tree in the back yard.You set up a "web cam" at work to check on your fire at home.Mike Only Here...............When you try to use your "multi-meter" as a "moisturemeter" on your firewod!!When you have "burning wood" and don't need medical assistance.When your wood is 16" long, and it's only average length.When you've been cutting so long, you use a hollow log for a toilet.

..you go to someone else's house and add kindling to the gas stovetop before you try and light it.

...when you're concerned that your wood has too much girth to fit in the hot box....when you store a cord of wood IN the house....when your electric bill decreases by $200 in the winter months....when you have to move 4 axes to get to the shop broom.

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Chuck Norris buys his firewood from you.You think hurricanes have good points.You ambulance chase the local tree services.

I LOVE IT but i think it's a wash, get's me out of house and out of my wifes way, i go cut wood all day... and drink lots of beer, so yeah i don't know whats cheper paying for gas or everything that involves getting WOOD. :thumbup2:

You allow NO one to:Touch, adjust, clean, repair, operate, or mix the gas/oil. The saw rides 'up front'... on the way to/from the woods....

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Take notice to the 7 year kid standing behind the tree... :whistle:

I didn't know you had a son??!!:cheers:
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You allow NO one to:

Touch, adjust, clean, repair, operate, or mix the gas/oil. The saw rides 'up front'... on the way to/from the woods....

Wow! :wow: I must a Redneck then with my saw sticking up out of the pile would in the back of the truck. Yes. No one I mean no one touches my saw for tuning or repairs... I will be the only one to sharpen my chain!

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As for me I like long wood... :lmao::lmao2: Also the Cummins has a second life of being a Cummins Skidder. :wink:

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I didn't know you had a son??!!:cheers:

Question with no answer.............yet!!!!!:smart::ahhh::think: You're a "Real" fire wood burner if.......... Your cell phone ringtone is a chainsaw running thru a big round!! Instead of watching mindless TV, you star at your burning wood stove for hours!!:2cents:

Question with no answer.............yet!!!!!:smart::ahhh::think:

He's the one that holds Mike's hair back as he cuts. :lmao2:

You're a "Real" Fire Wood Burner if...........................

You've ever left a log in the toilet.........

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You're a "Real" Fire Wood Burner if...........................

You've ever left a log in the toilet.........

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