Since its cold out and I don't want to go outside unless I have to, I thought I would start a mood lifting  thread for all to share in. I will start.

 

IMG_20150219_1334555411.jpgMike, I finally found you some proper tires. 2 per trailer.

These are what I deal with daily at the coal mine I work at.

Well it's been a while.... So:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Texas
   A&M Study Calls
   Obama the 5th Best President in American History .
 
 
   Excellent research by a fine institution.
 
 
 
   OBAMA RATED 5th BEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY
 
 
 
   From a total of 44 U.S. Presidents, Obama has been rated as the 5th
   best, according to a study completed at Texas A&M University.
 
 
 
   The Public Relations Office at A&M released this
   statement:
 
 
 
   "After almost 6 years in office, American academics have rated
   President Obama the 5th Best President in American History".
 
 
 
   These are the results according to Texas A&M:
 
 
 
 
   1. Lincoln and Reagan tied for first place
 
 
   2. Seventeen
   Presidents tied for second place
 
 
   3. Twenty-three other
   Presidents tied for third place
 
 
   4. Jimmy Carter came
   in fourth, and...
 
   5. Obama was
   fifth.
 

                 

 

 

We all here agree except for this one guy

growing breasts . . . .


Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her they are not, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

   

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.

Hillary's new strategy!

 

 

Don't forget the booster shots LOL!!!

 

 

Numerous times!

Edited January 3, 20169 yr by Wild and Free

I think anyone who has worked with the stuff for any length of time can relate to this one lol.........

 

That impact assault ratchet ain't nothin'... you ought to see Wild and Free's rocket launcher used for the fourth of july.

 

Please don't aim toward my house.

Just need to cut the hot dogs up the right way lol.

From: My Brain to Yours Wire Service

Date Line: Washington D.C.

By: IBMobile

 

In the aftermath of July,14th truck terror attack in Nice, France the Congresswoman Ida Gutahafmine D-RI introduced a bill in the House of Representatives to register all large trucks and have a special license to operate them. Also proposed in the bill would be the removal of all assault trucks from all roads and fuel tanks limited to 10 gallons.   

 When the Honorable Gutahafmine was informed that all trucks are now registered, operators have a commercial driver's license, there is no such thing as an assault truck and interstate commerce would come to a stand still with a 10 gallon limit , She was heard to say "never mind".      

Edited July 15, 20168 yr by IBMobile

Maybe it was a Kalashnikov Motors truck???? 

On 7/15/2016 at 4:15 PM, IBMobile said:

From: My Brain to Yours Wire Service

Date Line: Washington D.C.

By: IBMobile

 

In the aftermath of July,14th truck terror attack in Nice, France the Congresswoman Ida Gutahafmine D-RI introduced a bill in the House of Representatives to register all large trucks and have a special license to operate them. Also proposed in the bill would be the removal of all assault trucks from all roads and fuel tanks limited to 10 gallons.   

 When the Honorable Gutahafmine was informed that all trucks are now registered, operators have a commercial driver's license, there is no such thing as an assault truck and interstate commerce would come to a stand still with a 10 gallon limit , She was heard to say "never mind".      

I wonder if it was one of those automatic or semi automatic trucks

Hard not to laugh, I imagine most of us have been there.

 

 

Driving around Mono County in the Eastern Sierra Nevada mountains a couple of week ago and came across these.  

Edited May 10, 20186 yr by Dieselfuture