You're a "Real" Fire Wood Burner if.........................

[dorkweed]

Come On Guys; Let's Keep This Going....................You're a real wood burner if.....The gas man gives you the "finger" after checking your meter!!When "getting wood" has more than one meaning.When your parents visit and say; "I didn't know you sold wood."When "morning wood", means your loading the stove!!When you and you fellow wood burners get together and talk about each others "wood"!!The local squirrels think "WTF"!!!!

[98whitelightnin]

I wish I was one but sadly we had to turn back on the a/c today because its so humid and in the 80's.

[Wild and Free]

When your wood pile is so big it becomes a privacy fence.When your log splitter uses more gas than your lawn mower in a season.

[dorkweed]

You get invited to dinner and you keep checking out the dead tree in the back yard.You set up a "web cam" at work to check on your fire at home.Mike Only Here...............When you try to use your "multi-meter" as a "moisturemeter" on your firewod!!When you have "burning wood" and don't need medical assistance.When your wood is 16" long, and it's only average length.When you've been cutting so long, you use a hollow log for a toilet.

[ISX]

..you go to someone else's house and add kindling to the gas stovetop before you try and light it.

[Rogan]

...when you're concerned that your wood has too much girth to fit in the hot box....when you store a cord of wood IN the house....when your electric bill decreases by $200 in the winter months....when you have to move 4 axes to get to the shop broom.

[Mopar1973Man]

When you use a propane weed torch to light you fire. (Lazy man way)When you install a pyrometer on your stove stack to monitor EGT's.When the firewood get parked in the shop...... and the truck is left outside.

[dorkweed]

Chuck Norris buys his firewood from you.You think hurricanes have good points.You ambulance chase the local tree services.

[Mopar1973Man]

When forest fires are a good thing... Lots of firewood now!

[Dieselfuture]

I LOVE IT but i think it's a wash, get's me out of house and out of my wifes way, i go cut wood all day... and drink lots of beer, so yeah i don't know whats cheper paying for gas or everything that involves getting WOOD.

[Mopar1973Man]

Go big or go home... I went home big!Take notice to the 7 year kid standing behind the tree...

[rancherman]

You allow NO one to:Touch, adjust, clean, repair, operate, or mix the gas/oil. The saw rides 'up front'... on the way to/from the woods....

[dorkweed]

Take notice to the 7 year kid standing behind the tree...

I didn't know you had a son??!!

[Mopar1973Man]

You allow NO one to:

Touch, adjust, clean, repair, operate, or mix the gas/oil. The saw rides 'up front'... on the way to/from the woods....

Wow! I must a Redneck then with my saw sticking up out of the pile would in the back of the truck. Yes. No one I mean no one touches my saw for tuning or repairs... I will be the only one to sharpen my chain!

As for me I like long wood... Also the Cummins has a second life of being a Cummins Skidder.

[dorkweed]

I didn't know you had a son??!!

Question with no answer.............yet!!!!! You're a "Real" fire wood burner if.......... Your cell phone ringtone is a chainsaw running thru a big round!! Instead of watching mindless TV, you star at your burning wood stove for hours!!

[Mopar1973Man]

Question with no answer.............yet!!!!!

No. That's a friend's kid...

[ISX]

Question with no answer.............yet!!!!!

He's the one that holds Mike's hair back as he cuts.

[MnTom]

You're a "Real" Fire Wood Burner if...........................

You've ever left a log in the toilet.........

[Mopar1973Man]

Good one Tom...

[Texas CTD]

You're a "Real" Fire Wood Burner if...........................

You've ever left a log in the toilet.........