Friday Funny.

[dripley]

My favorite no parking aign

[Hawkez]

It looks like Big Foot was sighted in Idaho, an now he has become a danger to the public.

 

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=43642524&nid=711

[dripley]

I wish Mike would wear his orange vest more often. It would take some of the confusion out of these sightings.

[Mopar1973Man]

7 minutes ago, dripley said:

I wish Mike would wear his orange vest more often. It would take some of the confusion out of these sightings.

 

 

Sorry I've got a yellow vest not a orange vest. I'm more south than that too.

Edited March 27, 2017 by Mopar1973Man

[Cowboy]

Fun Fact, Big foot is a buddy of mine and actually dwells in California.  He has a 20 shoe size, 7' tall and ain't nearly as hairy as they say.  

[BBHD]

This made my day today 

[Wild and Free]

Remind you of anyone you may know? 

 

[IBMobile]

This one's for @dripley

Rooster Race

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around, and he gets a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster.  I've got to do something about this.

He walks up to the new bird and says,  "So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself."  Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster. "And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy," said the young rooster. 

So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with all the hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the roosters on.  After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead.  After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there.  Unfortunately the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young rooster.

By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun, and runs out to the barnyard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead.  He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away.   As he walks away slowly, he says to himself..."Damn, that's the third *** rooster I've bought this month." 

 

[dripley]

I did check in with rooster painting and the do have a 35mph paint job for roosters. very much like a 60 mph Earl Schieb paint job for cars. Though scale wise I think the rooster comes out on top.

[Dieselfuture]

This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell.

The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

 

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk "I want you to pace yourself. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me, a lot of money; consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun, "the farmer said, with a chuckle.

 

Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.

 

The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

 

Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says "Shhhh, they're getting closer!"

[Mopar1973Man]

Hell yeah that a good one... LMAO!

[Doubletrouble]

Lmao 😅😅😅😂🤣🤣🤣